ePad Femme

You know I'm gonna hop on this boat! I'll try and be gentle.

So the ePad Femme is going to be released. Exclusively for women, this tablet boasts a host of must have apps for women all presented on a lovely pink background (personally I'm all about blue, pink is too Barbie and while all the other girls were playing wedding I was rockin down with my brother's He-Man toys).



Who should buy this product?

Men who have wives who like shiny things but have no real competency for technology

• You don't have to spend hours downloading things for them, the woman you are probably buying this for will have hours of fun just clicking whatever they can see and charting their menstrual cycle with Woman's Log (yes it comes with it) in the hopes of having your child and buying them an iPad of their own for their fifth birthday (see previous post "Quit Blaming the Games" for a glimpse into your future).
• Hope you have plenty of disposable income as this device will come with more then just a base price tag, it'll also come with monthly credit card bills.
• Great for finding clothing, shoes, bags, perfumes and chatting about them as it comes with apps for that as well.
• Just remember that the more familiar she becomes with the device, the less clever you're going to look.

Who shouldn't buy this product?

Any professional women, gamer girls or any person who wants to be taken seriously in a tech verses tech standoff at the local cafe or bar against better judgement on a sorry Saturday night...

• You'll end up spending ages uninstalling the crap and getting real programs and games on the thing
• There are better things to fill your hard drive with if it even has much of a hard drive at all
• You can get better less pink tablets for about the same price
• Have some self respect ladies... If your boyfriend or husband buys you this, use it to find a good lawyer

Why? Just... Why?

Apparently women think tablets are too tricky to use says the company releasing it. If a tablet is too tricky, then good luck getting them on the tinterwebs to see your product. I'd be surprised if they could even manage to figure out the TV remote to see your commercial, or the little knobs and switches on the radio to hear your advert.

This woman won't be buying one thanks! I'm quite happy with my current Android tablet which I've been using successfully for over a year now alongside my iPod, Android phone, laptop and desktop PC. I can not only cook and shop without my devices, I can think for myself as well. :)

Dear ePad Femme...
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Update:

I have been searching high and low and other then the cooking, shopping and menstrual apps this is what I can tell you:

• 8" inches of touchable screen (a bit more phablet then tablet)
• 16 GB RAM (not too shabby actually)
• SD Card Reader (unsure if it's 1 GB + card reader to make it 16 GB like other tablets with these specs)
• Android Ice Cream Sandwich 4.0 (makes sense as it's the most market heavy design, but it's still 2.14 in a 2.17 world)
• CPU runs an unconfirmed 1.5 GHz (not bad but not that great)

Not mentioned so far: Camera, resolution, GPS, Wifi, and a few other givens

Price: Just under $200

Closest Available Products:

- VERSUS Touchtab 8 Dual Core 8" Tablet - 16 GB ($200)

- HP Touchpad 9.7" Tablet - 16GB ($100)